Fantasy Characters



Long ago, in a distant and magical place called Fantasybrand, Vicious Sickle Productions Inc. began its internecine ascent to power. Before long, darkness and dread would hold sway over the entire world. How could this come to be? And how exactly is sway held and what is sway? Never mind. Simply know that it would take the courage and sacrifice of three undaunted souls--Bloodybeard the dwarf, Sparticuts the warrior (who might be slightly daunted depending on the day), and Helen the Elf--to check the spreading evil of the Vile Vanquisher of the Vasty Vastness (CEO of Vicious Sickle Productions) and his bigmouthed toady, Fatheaded D. By the end, only these three heroes stood between us and the Vile Vanquisher's lousy movies. Not to mention the growing army of heavily armed, and undead, corporate lawyers. Who bled ink. By the gallons.

But first, let us start in the beginning...

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